Scientology

At rented houses its customary to receive the previous occupants mail for awhile, usually its uninteresting, bills, junk mails stuff like that. At one house though apart from the usual stuff we receive a hell of a lot of Scientology stuff and assorted court paperwork (I’m assuming from the enveloped, naturally we don’t open anything)

One day the Scientology guys sent a questionnaire…with a prepaid envelope for its return.

I filled it out it my worst handwriting, writing fucked up still like the goatse man is my hero and I want to join sea org (their group) so that I can have sex with humans for once….stuff like that, I feel that the two things that guaranteed a reply were and occupation and salary section : Builder, and 60,000.

They had a ask us a question section….can you guess what I asked ?:

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A year and a house later, another letter arrives. Same story, previous occupant. They never replied for some reason 🙁

Envelope.

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Letter.

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Years later Ben and I went to a testing center. Scary stuff. Wouldn’t suggest it.