Dec 31 2008
..cant go anywhere
The Jew and I went on a road trip yesterday. Out tooling around rural Australia.
The Jew being a trouble (and cock) magnet managed to find us a car accident, and he wasn’t even driving.
Two lane deserted road, two cars driving along, the first one, a ute wants to turn right. He starts indicating for over a minute.
He slows, stops and starts to turn.
The second car hits him at about 100kph, only hitting the breaks a few meters before impact.
The Jew and I were a few minutes at most behind this. I pull up to a wrecked red station wagon in the middle of my lane with people standing around it. Banging on the windows trying to get the driver and passenger to respond.
The jew knocked too, and pointed. Got them to UNLOCK the doors.
We gave then first aid, both had glass in their hands, and were going into shock. I pulled my car across the back of theirs to protect it from traffic and after bandaging them we waited for help to arrive.
25mins for the first ambulance.
50mins for the first cop.
After that… SES turned up in abseiling gear (I have no idea why), another ambulance, more cops, two fire engines. I guess multiple people called.
The driver alternated between calling people on his mobile and talking about his serious car accident, crying and bitching about the other driver.
The passenger went on and on about some dvds he just bought. They were going home to watch Indiana Jones.
Both were either retarded or impaired somehow and their car was Jesus window stickered.
Where is your god now?
