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I’ve been tooling around in the garden on and off. Time to post a few more pics I think.

New garden bed.

$10 for wood.
$4 for horse poop. They sell horse poop on the side of the road.
$0 for some old cardboard, its to kill the grass.

I have some soil and other crap mixed in and I’m part way through building a frame, not pictured.

Carrots and onions.
I probably planted too many seeds, I’m still learning.

Tomatoes.
I planted these a bit early, and they have had bad luck with the dog (pre-fence) and a few frosts. Might be ok though.

Pear tree is starting to blossom.

I’m also trying to grow potatoes in the row of planters. Not much action yet.
The dirt hill (from my path project) I’d decided will stay, might even put in a pond. Dunno. Oh and the Water tank project worked, its over half full now.

In other news.

* Sort of looking forward to Fiji, I’m pretty poor as crack-ho lost her job recently. Whatever though, it seems pretty cheap and I already have tickets.
* Muffy the dog is still a murdering retard. hobbies include eating cat shit and throwing up on the bed.
* Work is sort of unshitting itself again, looks like I’ll be getting two more free certificates.

* Ben. Freaking Ben. Is having a child.
Ben.
Child.

When I try and picture it, all I see is a black van with tinted windows rather than childbirth.

I tried to clean my stove last week, bench top, gas.
Its one of the ones where you turn the knob and it goes tick tick tick and lights itself.

I cleaned it up really nicely, it hadnt been done in awhile.
I pulled the I pulled the knobs off and cleaned under them carefully with a slightly damp cloth, I had to scrub a bit it get the dried stuff up.

I put the handles back on and admired my work..

Then I noticed the sound.

Exectricity.

I look around and realise its comming from under one of the knobs.

BANG.

Lights out. Carbon shoots out from under the knob.

I remove it and make sure its dry, no dig deal.
I even turn the gas on (lighter) and let the burners run for a bit to be sure.

I wander back outside.
Reset the fuse.

I go back inside.

BANG.

I try again to make sure its try. Burners, hair dryer, the whole bit.
I reset the Fus…BANG.

So I unplug it under the cabinet and leave it be for a week.

I then go under the cabinet and turn it back on.

BANG.
BANG.

The second bang was my head while flinching.

TLDR – Ruined my stove while cleaning. Sad.