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I wanted something to do on Christmas eve, so the Jew and I went on a 15 hour road trip.

For no reason, and with no real plan.

* I hit and then ran over some sort of duck.

* A cow got peed on.

* I pegged some stale lollies out my window and frightened another cow, who then ran into their path…it pooped while bolting.

* The strangest thing that happened was while tooling around in the mountains I came across a sharp corner with what looked like a camp of some sort on one side and a unmarked gate on the other. In the middle of the road was a huge black dog who just stood there and would not move.

On the side of the road was another dog just standing there and behinf the gate was a third. I stopped my car as the big black one was not moving. I hit my horn, nothing. As I stopped the other dogs came onto the road too.

I managed to edge over off the road, all three dogs followed and then walked between the front of my car and drivers window. The Jew noticed a phone number on one of the gates and called it, to hopefully tell the owner his dogs are going to die.

Jew gets some old guy who gimbled on for awhile before finally directing us up a logging trail to the owners house.

I pull in to this driveway, all three dogs are becoming agressive, the place looks dodgy as hell and immediatly the owner comes out fully dressed and alert (this is at about 6am) we tell him the story and he says he’ll chain them up.

As we drove in we noticed a few unusually secure outbuildings.

I got the hell out of there fast..I think we wandered into a plantation or drug lab.

* Met a road echidna, the jew was right in there until he realized it didnt have any money (Hi Jew!)

* Met Mr rabbit.

* Saw santa.

* We visited CHEESE WORLD!!!!

Having seen the very best Victoria had to offer, we then drove home.

* 6 weeks until I get the keys to my little peice of the ghetto.

* Bought a projector.

* Going back on graveyard shift. Its slightly more money and I really do prefer it.

* Trying to learn about painting, basic renovation stuff, aircon, rollershutters stuff like that on the INTERNET!

Not much else happening really. Ben bailed 5 months before the end of the lease as I wrote earlier, worked out ok, he threw down some cash a few odds and sods like a half decent fridge that we were going to throw out…..I fixed it..I think, it was leaking and running all the time. Turns out they like being cleaned. Who knew.

Slowly packing boxes of shite into his old room and getting ready to move. Hardly exciting I know.