
So I’ve had a weird smell in my computer room for awhile.
Really frustrating..
Its all old cat. She either loves me or hates me. Hard to tell with cats.
She likes to sneak into my room, bonus points if I’m in there and shit on the floor. In the middle of the room.
Great fun, I’ll be gaming or watching a movie and be interrupted by the smell of piping hot catass. Sometimes though she makes noise and I catch her. she skids around the house (Tiles)� while I call her names.
Naturally I clean, mop and disinfect.
The wierd thing is as much as I did that, even with fuckface locked outside or in another room the smell came back.
Its not like I was lazy or dirty, I tried all sorts of cleaning shit, in desperation I even took to using� bleach, vinegar� and RUBBING ALCOHOL. Perhaps it was in the tiles or something.
I had candles going.
Windows open.
Nothing helped.
Like Ben’s room I imagine
Hi Ben!
So eventually I get super pissed at it and resolve to move my desk so I can close my door when I’m not there. It blocked the doorway slightly.
I start moving desks and tables around, investigating while I do so.
I found:
* WHORE CAT HAD SHIT UNDER A CUPBOARD.
This means she either crapped on the floor and moved it under or climbed ontop and crapped down the back.
* PISSED MY FUCKING FILING CABINET RUSTY.
This is why I started moving stuff in the first place. I caught her with her� front legs flat on the floor, ass in the air as high is it goes spraying on it.
So clean and clean and move the cabinet…stuck to the floor. I move it and clean it. As I moved it the cabinet made grotty marks on the tiles.
My room is closed now. The cabinet however still smells and I’m screwed, its full and the drawers don’t come out..I really need to turn it upside down outside and sandpaper the base.
*Sigh*
Fucking cat.