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Just like everything else in my life, insanity, I cant even have a normal car crash.

I’m sitting at the lights, playing with my rear wipers ideally trying to dislodge some unrelated toilet paper (Yeah fuck you guys) when suddenly my car lurches forward.

I put my car into park and jump out.
I start checking my car, and note the other driver is just sitting there, I walk over and he jumps out, frantic.

He tells me his foot just slipped off.

“My foot, it slipped of, it just slipped off.
you can smash my window if you want”

What ? I wonder and ignore him and check for damage, my car seems ok, all he seemed to have added has a small scratch that he attempted to buff out with his hand and a broken cover to my number plate light.

I wonder out loud if my panel always had a gap like that (I pushed it back later, its fine) and he repeated his offer for my to smash a window on his car.

I look over at his bogan family, sitting in their car wide eyed and said.

“ah fuck it, just go”

He said

“you can smash a window on my car”

I waved him off and returned to my car and we both parted ways.
Fucking typical.