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Mr Ping received a SMS, from an unknown number. Clearly a wrong number.

Having had some experience with the entertainment potential of these I asked for the number…This log is transcribed from SMS’s sent and received at all hours over the last 4 days.

Me: I love you.
Them: Don’t want to sound sound but who’s might this be?

Me:

Them: I’ll Soz i have a bad memory wins number is this please tell me ur name

Me: *Blank message*

Me:

**THEY TRIED TO CALL ME, I PUT MY PHONE ON SILENT**
**THEY TRIED TO CALL ME, I PUT MY PHONE ON SILENT**

Them: I am Soz but i can’t remember who you are please can i know your name

**THEY TRIED TO CALL ME, I TURNED OFF MY PHONE**

Me: *Blank message*

Them: Please i am soz if i am purpose to know you i have forgotten please tell me who you are So i can remember

**THEY TRIED TO CALL ME, I PUT IT ON SILENT**

Me: www.tubgirl.com

Them: Well if that is you i don’t want to know you. i am getting a little pissed now who in the fuck are you

Me: Dont judge me. I just wanted to be your friend

I’ll update as the drams unfolds, it has been 24 hours with no response though.

2.7 Meters. Taters.
2.7 METERS IN THE AIR!

I’ve been awake for 30 minutes.

About three minutes after waking up the dog jumped up onto the bed, walked up along my chest with his nails then threw up allover the right side of my face, from the corner of my mouth to my ear and into my hair…Then I find that the cat has now claimed the toilet in the bathroom as hers. I had to pee outside then shower and wash the dog vomit from my hair while the cat…watched me.

Yeeeeha I can just imagine the wonders the remainder of the day has in store.