October+November news mega post.
The server:
About 5 days ago our server stopped responding.
Taters (Server is in his name) contacted our hosting company.
Server was unplugged. Due to a complaint from piracy.org
The email then went on detail a very large list of files.
Busted. For King of queens ? Gay.
Over the next few days we tried to come to an arrangement with the hosting company and failed. The only acceptable resolution would be to format.
We couldn’t even get a few text files backed up. We both lost all of our web stuff. I did a little better that than him though. I made a backup after my last major update (A few stories) so here we are, reinstalling everything again. Kinda like last time when he deleted ALL my files without warning.
But for him.
Fucko.
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Around the same time I managed to kill my modem at home so when I cut my DNS over to my linux box I was screwed anyway.
So I borrowed a modem from work. Fucking port forwarding didn’t work properly on port 110. So no fucking mail.
Sorry to those of you who have bounced email.
Got my new modem today. Server is backup but still a mess. Will take awhile. House inspection on saturday. GAGH!#%
Colonblow:
A few weeks back I ordered and received an interesting product.
colonblow I pooled my money with Ping and Taters and we bought a three pack. I got a free tshirt!
Basically its a fiber thing. Tablets and powder, designed to make big poopie.
Results not so good. The powder was horrible to drink, was like drinking clag glue.
Ping pooped after 28(?) hours said it was blacker than normal
Taters a few times, said one was interesting, no great result, didn’t even take the full course.
I pooped and one was orange. Posted it on the internet.
I might experiment some more. Dunno. It’s supposed to be good for ones health and I do have that kickass t-shirt.
The cat:
Bathed the cat
She was pissed.
Edit: Lack of motivation prevents
Video – (3mb divx)
of any real entertainment value.
Here is a frame grab of the cat with her claws in my arm as I tried to dry her.
Needs sound.
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I’ve had a number of interesting experiences with the cat recently.
After having her ripup my hand enough for me to bleed freely I noticed her claws were sharp.
I actually had her claws caught INSIDE my hand on a number of occasions, her claws are curved, they puncture then move under and get deep enough to have trouble ripping their way out.
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Cat story:
I went to pat the cat before work. I’m trying to be its friend really.
I was playing with her, usual stuff, scratching her neck, punching her in the face.
The usual stuff you’d do with a cat sitting on your monitor glaring at you.
She gets a little bitey. Swats at me a few times, I punch her in the face and she hisses.
The usual stuff you’d do with a cat sitting on your monitor glaring at you.
Sometimes I use a shirt on her and while here claws are stuck in the fabric. I punch her in the face. You know.
The usual stuff you’d do with a cat sitting on your monitor glaring at you.
This time however it was not the shirt that she was caught in it was my flesh.
Her claw, pointed and curved dug into my hand enough that it went under my skin.
After I escaped and disinfected my wound and stopped the bleeding, (I have a bottle of disinfectant on my desk for this reason)
I punched her in the face.
Stupid cat.
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A few times I got to have a good look at her nails while she struggled to extract them. They were black. A few time I noticed her biting her paws.
So I decided that she was so crap because her claws were too long and clipped them.
She’s much better now. Perhaps they curved around and hurt her, or something. I can now pick her up, give her helicopter rides and tease her without too much fear.
However her right paw is still sharp enough to hurt me, all this means though is that when it’s face punching time I approach from the left.
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Hits:
Received some hits. I bunch of forums found my lesbian story.
ALL MY FUCKING LOG FILES ARE GONE THOUGH. THANKS TATE.
I was receiving around 30k hits a day for awhile.
Fazed, Something awful again, a bunch of live journals, and motoring forums from memory.
Xbox:
I was bored one morning, I’d just hat my xbox returned. Someone was borrowing it while sick to play my three games.
Rather than plug it in I decided that my toolbox was closer. I wonder if I have a torx screwdriver…oh yes I do.
So I took it apart.
Then I decided that I could probably install a modchip myself, hell it looks easy. So I go shopping.
They sold me the wrong chip.
I looked at the wrong instructions see above.
They sold me an super Aladdin.
I received a super Aladdin live.
The clip I haver is better however the install solder points are different.
Sucking at soldering didn’t help either.
Having to use a file to grind down the tip on my iron to get it to heat didn’t help either.
After I fucked it up I had to take it to work and seek more skilled hands.
It’s pretty good now.
