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Twice now I’ve found myself victim to house mates pets. (We wont speak about my dog pissing on Lewis’s suede jacket)

The first time was the strippers dog, which reminds me I should format and upload the entire Jew saga some time… My current foe is a shithead charpai named Brutus.
My house mates got him for free from a breeder who was going to let him die as damaged stock that cant be sold.

These things are normally fairly pricey around $1000AUD.

Anyway he’s fucking cross eyed and his eyelids were growing over his eyes or something so they needed stitches.

Naturally he’s not house trained and pisses everywhere. Fantastic.
Time passes the stitches are removed and he learns to “use” the yard and stay out of my room. (I “trained” him on the second point)

Present day. He’s decided they eating stuff is fun. He eats my housmates shoes, clothing, handbags, cd’s. Thats fine, their dog their problem. The fucking thing should be outside when they are not at home.

Not roaming around thousands of dollars of electronics and home wares.
He’s started eating my stuff now. Thus far I’m down two xbox controllers, a copy of halo or perhaps just the box…haven’t checked yet and he’s fucked up my amp remote which is the only thing I’m really angry about.

Bleh. Next time he eats something I’ll give him a dryer ride.

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That’s not to say fuckface doesn’t have good points. He’s fun sometimes also.

* Like the time I made him walk into a bucket.
* Like the time I found him barking at the wall.
* Like the when I make him chase me and close a door behind me.
* Like when he gets “in the way” and people piss on him.
* Like the time when I was throwing up on the remotest possible corner of the back yard and he still got in the way.
* Feeding him and watching him foam up with drool.

Like everything else, good and bad points.

Edit: He died in September 2007. Cancer.

I’ve been playing the expansion to c&c generals, zero hour for the last week.
I’m playing something called the generals challenge which is 8 missions against the computer AI characters.

The game play is good, I’m playing on hard so it takes me 2-10 hours depending on how many times I need to restart each mission.

The fucking generals though, they are annoying. Along side the triggered events (They bitch when you kill their buildings, which is fine) they have about 6 audio comments each, timed to play about every two minutes.

“My greatest super weapon is my mind”
“Are you trying to drive me off the battlefield with boredom?”
“Such a big base, I hope you spaced out the buildings”
“Do you really think you can defend every building from capture ?”
“I think I’ll build more tanks”
“Do you like the modifications to my tanks ?”

SHUT THE FUCK UP. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

While killing time during a excursion I came across a semi-interesting addition to one on the toilet areas at Chadstone shopping center…
Yeah yeah I’m writing about public toilets. I was bored while waiting for someone I swear.

Anyway, while waiting I noticed that both the disabled and parents toilets were equip with external automatic openers.

Naturally the obvious (to me anyway) thing to do is to race them.

Left=Disabled, Right=Parents.

Parents door won every time.

Conclusion=Overuse. Chadstone is frequented by retards.

Giving a new content system a try. I’ve been playing with php-nuke unsuccessfully for the last week. Lets see how this one goes.

Hell I managed to install it, (Cutenews) and it seems to be working so it must be good.